Two professional soccer players versus 25 ten-year-olds. Seven minutes. Spoiler: the pros win 3-2.
Month: May 2019
Can’t make this up
From Florida, of course. 49 seconds. I especially liked the celebration at the end. According to WFTV Channel 9:
Just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder in Orlando, this happens: A person dressed as an Easter Bunny hopped in, seemingly to help a woman who was fighting a man in downtown Orlando Sunday, according to video posted on Instagram by a promoter who goes by @workfth.
The incident on Instagram shows a fistfight between a woman and a man as bystanders record cellphone video. Then, the Easter Bunny jumps in and starts punching the man while he’s on the ground.
The video shows police breaking up the fight as the Easter Bunny gets hugs and praise from bystanders.
”Alexa! Buy me Whole Foods…”
This one is from the archives, but still amusing. Many people had reactions to Amazon buying Whole Foods…
Amazon’s buying Whole Foods for $13.7 billion? That should get them a 1/2 gallon of soy milk and some organic arugula.
Good news (no really!)
Here are some articles from 2018. Things really are getting better in many ways. You don’t see it, because newspapers tend to print… er… news. Things that are different! Things that might kill you! The everyday, ordinary progress doesn’t get its fair share of coverage. So here’s some:
From Vox:
Between 2010 and 2016, the average human’s risk of dying in a famine was .006 of the risk in the 1960s (yes, six one-thousandths)… Estimated measles deaths fell from 550,000 in 2000 to 90,000 in 2016… life expectancy at birth has climbed by 10 years over the past four decades; it now stands at 72 years. The proportion of children who die before the age of five has halved since 1998…
https://www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2018/1/3/16843404/good-news-2017-global-health-development-war
Bill Gates Annual Letter 2018:
Does saving kids’ lives lead to overpopulation? All over the world, when death rates among children go down, so do birth rates. It happened in France in the late 1700s. It happened in Germany in the late 1800s. Argentina in the 1910s, Brazil in the 1960s, Bangladesh in the 1980s.
https://www.gatesnotes.com/2018-Annual-Letter?WT.mc_id=02_13_2018_02_AnnualLetter2018_BG-media
Why 2017 Was the Best Year in Human History:
Every day, the number of people around the world living in extreme poverty (less than about $2 a day) goes down by 217,000, according to calculations by Max Roser, an Oxford University economist who runs a website called Our World in Data. Every day, 325,000 more people gain access to electricity. And 300,000 more gain access to clean drinking water.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/06/opinion/sunday/2017-progress-illiteracy-poverty.html
Anthony Bourdain
Anthony Bourdain (June 25, 1956 – June 8, 2018) was famous for his culinary travels, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown. He was also a chef and a writer. This article was originally published in The New Yorker in 1999. Read before eating: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1999/04/19/dont-eat-before-reading-this.

People who order their meat well-done perform a valuable service for those of us in the business who are cost-conscious: they pay for the privilege of eating our garbage. In many kitchens, there’s a time-honored practice called “save for well-done.” When one of the cooks finds a particularly unlovely piece of steak—tough, riddled with nerve and connective tissue, off the hip end of the loin, and maybe a little stinky from age—he’ll dangle it in the air and say, “Hey, Chef, whaddya want me to do with this?”…
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
I just asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain today?”
Siri replied, “It will. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Then I realized I had forgotten to take my phone off Airplane! mode.
(Floating around the internet.)
Nobel Prize vs airport security
Among the many changes the Nobel Prize brought to Schmidt’s life: travel hassles. Here’s what he said it’s like to carry a Nobel medal aboard an airplane:
“There are a couple of bizarre things that happen. One of the things you get when you win a Nobel Prize is, well, a Nobel Prize. It’s about that big, that thick [he mimes a disk roughly the size of an Olympic medal], weighs a half a pound, and it’s made of gold.
“When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.
“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”
Original article: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/what-it-s-like-to-carry-your-nobel-prize-through-airport-security/.