The Register is a Brit technology news publication. One of its features is the BOFH (Bastard Operator from Hell) and his young helper the PFY (Pimply-Faced Youth).
HR has asked the BOFH for all emails (including sent, deleted, and archived emails) for some kind of investigation. BOFH asks for more information on what they need:
“Okay, no problems. Now, do you want his personal email as well?”
“People shouldn’t be using company email for personal business.”
“Yeah sure, and they shouldn’t be using the company photocopiers to check on the progress of suspicious moles on their arses either – but we all do it.”
“What?”
“Not our OWN photocopiers obviously. No, I use the one up in Human Resources.”
https://www.theregister.com/2022/06/17/bofh_2022_episode_11/
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