Huffington Post has thoughtfully collected tweets about candy corn for us, just in time for Halloween: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/candy-corn-tweets_l_63471414e4b08e0e607f66bd. (You’ll have to click the link to the actual tweet for some of them.) Some examples:
Me: Sugar is evil and I’m not putting that shit in my body.
Also me: IT’S CANDY CORN SEASON LET’S SNORT SOME
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FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
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Candy corn is the gateway candy to black licorice.
And…
The most important part of not liking candy corn is telling people.
Traffic cones! I love candy corn!
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