Fast and funny. I can’t (or won’t) vouch for all twenty of these, but, for example:
7. “We don’t want to tell you certain things are worrying us because we do not want you to worry too. Now there are just two people worrying, whereas before, one was worrying, and the other was happy, which is a reminder to us not to worry so much.”
14. “If it looks like I’m ignoring you, I’m probably just so deep in thought that I forgot I actually exist.”
https://www.buzzfeed.com/fabianabuontempo/guy-secrets-girls-dont-know-about
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