I save interesting sayings that I find on the internet. Here are some from 2016-2018 but which still make me laugh… or learn:
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> Old Chinese proverb: You can’t polish a turd.
Rlippa: But you can sure step in it… over and over and over again.
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” …You Don’t Tug On Superman’s Cape…
You Don’t Spit Into The Wind
You Don’t Pull The Mask Off The Old Lone Ranger
And You Don’t Mess Around With “A Grand Jury Subpoena.”
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Richard Haass, president of the Council on Foreign Relations, tells me: “The result will violate a cardinal national security rule: Avoid having more than one nuclear crisis at a time.”
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biffbobfred Ars Scholae Palatinae:
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My grandmother was kinda like this. At night she got up and laid on the bathroom floor, probably because the tiles were cool and soothing (no evidence of a fall). My sis found her in the morning. No known cause of death. I can guarantee she was not part of Project Mayhem or whatever. Human bodies are incredibly complex. Sometimes I wonder why we don’t randomly explode. The fact that some people live for 30,000 days or more is still magic to me. Not a miracle but magic.
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I don’t know why men go to bars to meet women.
Go to Target.
The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
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Remember, folks, you can lead a gift horse to water, but you can’t look him in the mouth. (Or something like that.) Sometimes you just have to bite the hand that you’re dealt.
We could stand here and talk until the cows turn blue. But we have to get all our ducks on the same page, or the fan is gonna hit the roof.
Wake up and smell the music. Don’t count your chickens without breaking a few eggs!
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You never realize how many shortcuts a computer has until a cat sits on the keyboard.
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Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips
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High animals are more common as more jurisdictions legalize marijuana and people plop the drug into tasty edibles that also appeal to their pets, who can’t read warning labels and don’t typically have the impulse control to stop at one, Brulliard reported.
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