State of the Universe 2021

Swami Beyondananda explains what’s going on and how to fix it. Excerpt:

Welcome to the 2021 State of the Universe address. And the state of the Universe, I am happy to report, is everchanging, same as always. And expanding. Last year they had to let the photon belt out another notch.

Meanwhile, back on this planet known throughout the Galaxies as Comedy Central, we are witnessing the changes of the Ages. Prior to the U.S. election last fall, both sides predicted the “end of the world” if their guy lost, or worse yet if the other guy won. Well, they were both right, sort of.

https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/swami-beyondanandas-state-of-the-universe-2021

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.

Swami Beyondananda on listening

Ah, the puzzle of peace. Just know that each of us brings a peace of the puzzle. A little peace here, a little peace there and that is how we create One Big Peace everywhere.

Click here: https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/swami-beyondananda-on-listening/.

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.

Swami Beyondananda on COVID-19

Stressing out about the pandemic? Words of wisdom from the Swami. For example:

Meanwhile, here are three evolutionary practices that will help you turn this time of retreat into an advance:

TANTRUM YOGA. Given how cooped up people are, ranting has become the latest rage on the path to ire consciousness. Thanks to Tantrum Yoga, you can now use your anger to heat your home in the wintertime…

MENTAL FLOSS. In times of stress — particularly if paying attention to the news — thought particles tend to get lodged between the ears, a leading cause of truth decay….

HA-HA-HA BREATHS. As you may know, each of our chakras has a vowel sound associated with it … the solar plexus is “Oh” the heart chakra is “Ah”, and the third eye is “Eee.”…

Click here: https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/swami-beyondananda-on-covid-19/.

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.

State of the Universe 2020

Swami Beyondananda explains what’s going on and how to fix it. Excerpt:

Meanwhile, in the impeachment case, Republican Senators called it acquits before seeing any evidence they didn’t want to see. Talk about notseeism! Well, as the old saying goes, if it quacks like a duck and steps like a goose, there is something fowl afoot.

Click here: https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/state-of-the-universe-2020/. This was written between impeachment and coronavirus.

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.

Swami Beyondananda’s State of the Universe

Funny and wise, the Swami pontificates on the State of the Universe. Excerpt:

The upwising continued to gather esteem in 2010, and the irony curtain is becoming more and more transparent. Wikileaks emerged to challenge our official media, Weaky-Licks, to help end the other don’t ask, don’t tell policy — that’s where the American people promise not to ask what the government is doing to keep them safe, and the government promises not to tell them. When the people choose to not see what is too uncomfortable to look at, the inevitable result is Not-Seeism.

The link below contains the 2011, 2012, and 2013 State of the Universes. The Funny Times also prints them annually.

https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php