Stray cat becomes guide dog trainer

This unemployed stray cat had no idea he was about to land a full-time job as a dog trainer when he walked into a building looking for shelter… When Sylvester first walked into the Leamington Guide Dogs facility he didn’t even bring a resume… He specializes in “Cat distraction training,” a critical component of guide dog training.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bm6kMsljmxE. One minute 20 seconds. If you want to use the timing slider to skip forward or backward, click this symbol

after starting the video to pop it into a separate video window, or this icon for full screen:

And good news from Fix the News:

Assam slashes child marriage by 81% in two years. Child marriage in the northeastern Indian state, home to over 30 million people, dropped by 81% between 2021 and 2024, following a statewide crackdown that included thousands of arrests, community outreach, and expanded education for girls. Authorities are now aiming for full elimination by 2026. The shift marks one of India’s sharpest ever reductions in child marriage, tackling a practice long considered socially entrenched. India Today

White and Nerdy

A song by Weird Al Yankovic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw. 2 minutes 51 seconds. Lyrics and detailed explanation: https://genius.com/Weird-al-yankovic-white-and-nerdy-lyrics.

I’m just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

It’s a parody of Charmillionaire’s Ridin’ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw):

They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin’ dirty…

I particularly like at 24 seconds, where Key and Peele lock the car door… of an open convertible. Also Donny Osmond’s dancing is excellent:

And the fake Trivial Pursuit card at 1:10 (for about 1 second):

And good news from Fix the News:

“The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced.” Bill Gates has announced plans to give away nearly $200 billion between now and 2045, after which the Gates Foundation will permanently close its doors. In a wide-ranging interview with the New York Times (gift link), he explains why this is the time to go all in given Trump’s assault on global health, the promise of more lifesaving innovations in the near future, and the potential impact of AI.

Movie bloopers

…by extras, that somehow made it into the final film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLq3xSClQA (8 min 25 seconds plus grrr commercials). Includes the famous Storm Trooper hitting the top of a door frame with his helmet:

And good news from Fix the News:

In the past five years, over 100 million people in Africa have gained access to electricity. Liberia has seen access go from 5% in 2017 to 35% today, Rwanda has gone from 6% in 2009 to 75% today, Nigeria is now at 70%, up from 50% a decade ago, Gabon and Equatorial Guinea have reached 90%, and Rwanda, Senegal and Kenya are all targeting universal access by 2030. Global Energy Prize

⚡ Those may seem like dry numbers but it’s life-changing stuff; for a vivid look at how lives change when people gain access to electric power, check out Robert Caro’s piece on pre- and post-electricity life in 1930s rural Texas in “The Sad Irons.

Grammar for grownups

Scatalogical ditties for those with a fondness for grammar…or those who need an attention getting device to help move their minds along!!

Start at this Youtube link. For example, You Don’t Need a F***ing Apostrophe There, WTF is That?, I’m Dreaming of a Strunk and White Christmas.

And good news from Fix the News:

America’s radical experiment in emptying youth prisons worked
In 2000, over 100,000 young Americans were locked up in juvenile detention facilities. By 2022, that number had plummeted by 75%, with 29 states experiencing even greater declines. The reduction came alongside major drops in youth crime – arrests for serious violent crimes by juveniles have fallen 78% from their peak in the 90s. New York Times

Dave Barry Year in Review 2024

Excerpts (it’s worth reading the entire 6,000 words):

January
In a troubling aviation incident, an Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 Max 9 flying at 16,000 feet suddenly develops a refrigerator-size hole in the fuselage when an improperly attached panel blows off, terrifying passengers who have reason to wonder whether the airline crew, instead of making a big deal about the position of everybody’s tray table, should maybe be checking to see whether the plane has been correctly bolted together. As a safety precaution, the Federal Aviation Administration grounds all Max 9s and advises passengers on other Boeing aircraft to “avoid sitting near windows.” For its part, Boeing states that “at least the plane didn’t lose a really important part, like one of the whaddycallits, wings.”
February
Tucker Carlson conducts a two-hour interview with Vladimir Putin, offering Westerners a rare opportunity to find out what the Russian leader really thinks. It turns out he thinks Carlson is a useful idiot.
April
… the nation is enthralled by a total eclipse, a rare celestial occurrence in which the Earth, sun and moon align in such a way as to cause a large number of people to deliberately travel to Indianapolis. Huge crowds in the path of the totality watch excitedly as the sky gradually turns completely dark — a spectacular sight that most people will never witness again in their lifetimes, unless they’re still around at sunset.
December
…While we’re hoping, let’s hope that 2025 will be a better year. How could it be worse?

Try not to think about it.

https://archive.ph/20250102205458/https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/12/30/dave-barry-2024-year-review/. Send me a note if you can’t access this.

Boat trails and Dam Busters

Just found this funny item. Why are the media not reporting on boat trails??? Must be a conspiracy!!!

Also, I ran across this somewhere: the famous “attack the Death Star” scene in Star Wars was deliberately a close copy of a similar scene in the movie The Dam Busters from 1955: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdb03Hw18M (2 min 37 sec).

And good news from a recent Fix the News:

Deaths from air pollution falling worldwide
The Lancet has found that the number of people killed by air pollution from fossil fuels fell by almost 7% between 2016 and 2021, from 2.25 million to 2.09 million people. Researchers have attributed this to the closure of coal-fired power stations; $1.8 trillion went into clean energy last year, versus $1.1 trillion into fossil fuels. The Times

Despite world population increasing over that time period!

Husky attempts escape, throws party

How about something short, light, and amusing this week? A husky at a rescue shelter somehow got out of his cage and tried to free the other dogs. He didn’t succeed, but he did reward himself with goodies…

https://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2024/01/10/husky-escape-artist-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn. 1min 56 seconds.

Oh! And let’s remember good news from this week’s Fix the News:

For what it’s worth, the US stock market is at all-time highs, the uninsured rate is near an all-time low, life expectancy is at highest level ever, apartment construction hasn’t been this hot in half a century, inflationillegal immigrationcrime and obesity are falling, wages are higher than any point in history, the percentage of the population that is employed is near an all-time peak, productivity is outpacing every other comparable country, carbon emissions are declining, clean energy production is soaring, next month America’s factories will start mass producing the most advanced technology on Earth, and it’s still the wealthiest and most important nation in the world.

Let’s hope this continues…

Font follies

So some fonts get together to chat: Times New Roman, Garamond, Futura, Arial, Courier, Helvetica, Papyrus, Comic Sans.

Times New Roman: “Do I miss being default font? No. Like I told Calibri back in 2007, I’ve done my time.”

Garamond: “Yes, you were made for newspapers darling. You should not be languishing in double-spaced essays written by eighth-graders.”

Futura: “Serifs. I get a headache just looking at them.”

Courier: “Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this variable width hanky-panky, see?”

1 minute 16 seconds: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3QVZHDx8A6/?igsh=MWVvanczdWZua2RmMA%3D%3D. Remember to click the speaker icon at the lower right if you’re not hearing it. Also see https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KnIZFlHI3-I for a Star Trek item, or https://www.youtube.com/@ElleCordova/featured for yet more of Elle’s quick videos!

And just two of many good news items from this week’s Fix the News:

Towards the elimination of a Biblical scourge
A new WHO update on Hansen’s disease—more commonly known as leprosy—shows that from 2014 through 2023 ((just ten years!)), the number of new cases globally decreased by 14.6%, from 214,001 to 182,815. New leprosy cases among children also significantly dropped during this time, from 18,862 cases in 2014 to 10,322 in 2023, representing a decrease of 45.3%. WHO

Domestic violence in America down by two-thirds in 30 years
In September 1994, President Bill Clinton signed the Violence Against Women Act, the country’s first federal law criminalising domestic violence and providing support for community-based efforts against sexual assault. According to the FBI, between 1993 and 2022, domestic violence rates dropped by 67%. President Biden, who authored and championed VAWA as a senator, has announced that future renewals will include over $690 million in grants to support survivors. PBS

“Scientists use food dye found in Doritos to make see-through mice”

I was just stopped in my (reading) tracks by this headline. And I knew I hadn’t been smoking anything.

Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2024/09/05/see-through-transparent-mice-food-dye/. If you can’t access that, try https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/scientists-use-food-dye-found-in-doritos-to-make-see-through-mice/.

How does bright yellow food coloring turn tissue transparent? To understand why, it’s essential to consider the reason things look opaque in the first place. The bits of our body — cell membranes, proteins, fluids — all cause light to refract, or bend.

If light bends just once — think of a beam of sunlight hitting a sheet of glass — the image it carries is still mostly clear. But as light refracts over and over, off fluids, proteins and other cellular miscellany, it scatters in lots of directions. All that scattered light, Rowlands said, makes it hard to see through — “like watching TV through a glass of milk.”

…By applying textbook physics principles, the researchers were able to screen for molecules that they predicted would, when absorbed by the body, change how biological tissues refract light. They hit on tartrazine, dissolved in water. But the proof was in the experiment. They soaked a slice of raw chicken in a tartrazine solution and found that the chicken turned clear as they increased the amount of tartrazine. When they rubbed that solution onto the skin of mice, they saw internal organs come into view. The tartrazine reduced the amount of refraction, the light scattered less and the tissue appeared clear.

When the dye was washed off, the tissue returned to normal and the scientists reported “minimal systemic toxicity” in the mice.

Other news sites had less dramatic headlines (eg The Guardian: “Common food dye found to make skin and muscle temporarily transparent”; CNN: “Scientific discovery that turns mouse skin transparent echoes plot of H.G. Wells’ ‘The Invisible Man’”.)

And just two of many good news items from this week’s Fix the News:

Cigarette smoking in the United States is at an 80-year low
When Gallup first asked about cigarette smoking in 1944, 41% of U.S. adults said they smoked. In the most recent Consumption Habits poll, 11% of U.S. adults say they have smoked cigarettes in the past week, matching the historical low of 2022. A major reason for the decline is that cigarette smoking has plunged among young adults, previously the most likely age group to smoke. Gallup

Ozempic and Wegovy’s final frontier could be ageing
When people lose weight, it has a whole lot of further health benefits: lower chances of heart failure, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and cancer, amongst others. A new study that tracked more than 17,600 overweight or obese people who took semaglutide for three years has found that they died at a lower rate from all causes. “It wouldn’t surprise me that improving people’s health this way actually slows down the ageing process.” BBC

Kids these days

So I was tired of “Things are so terrible! Kids these days! The world is coming to an end!” when people suffered a stolen bike or a dog owner not cleaning up after their dog. I noticed these markings on my walk, took a couple pics, and tried to be funny on NextDoor:

Comments generally fell into three categories:

(a) They got the humor and added to it: “I see them doing it sometimes. They’re bold. They wear yellow safety vests and act like they’re some kind of construction crew!”

(b) Literal: “It’s construction markings.” Got it in one try.

(c) People who didn’t like the post at all: “Gangs!!! Why are some folks minds in such an odd place.”

Here’s the whole thread:

This was long enough. Good News next week.