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Fire Florida

I just created a MoveOn petition, “Fire Florida”.

It would mean a lot to me if you took a moment to add your name…

To Congress: Declare Florida to be an independent country, no longer part of the United States of America, and with no representation in Congress or the Electoral College.

Details: Florida is demonstrably full of morons. Their inability to understand that a contagious disease is contagious, their inability to elect state-wide officials with even an iota of a clue, not to mention their complete lack of driving skills, means that Florida is a dead weight on America and costs us billions of taxpayer dollars. We must get Florida out of our country whether they can spell America or not. Fire Florida!

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/fire-florida

Real change happens when everyday people like you and I come together and stand up for what we believe in. Together we can reach heaps of people and help create change around this important issue.

After you’ve signed the petition please also take a moment to share it with others. It’s super easy – all you need to do is forward or share this link on Facebook or Twitter.

Swami Beyondananda on COVID-19

Stressing out about the pandemic? Words of wisdom from the Swami. For example:

Meanwhile, here are three evolutionary practices that will help you turn this time of retreat into an advance:

TANTRUM YOGA. Given how cooped up people are, ranting has become the latest rage on the path to ire consciousness. Thanks to Tantrum Yoga, you can now use your anger to heat your home in the wintertime…

MENTAL FLOSS. In times of stress — particularly if paying attention to the news — thought particles tend to get lodged between the ears, a leading cause of truth decay….

HA-HA-HA BREATHS. As you may know, each of our chakras has a vowel sound associated with it … the solar plexus is “Oh” the heart chakra is “Ah”, and the third eye is “Eee.”…

Click here: https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/swami-beyondananda-on-covid-19/.

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.

State of the Universe 2020

Swami Beyondananda explains what’s going on and how to fix it. Excerpt:

Meanwhile, in the impeachment case, Republican Senators called it acquits before seeing any evidence they didn’t want to see. Talk about notseeism! Well, as the old saying goes, if it quacks like a duck and steps like a goose, there is something fowl afoot.

Click here: https://laughlearnlinks.home.blog/state-of-the-universe-2020/. This was written between impeachment and coronavirus.

Also see the Swami’s website, https://wakeuplaughing.com/beyondanews.php.